Dear Everybody, Here are the quotes, in finished form, with the name of the person who said them. Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, ‘Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.’ ~ Lillian Carter (mother … Read More
Dear Everybody, Now here are the correct endings to the following: After looking at the bill for my surgery……….I realized why surgeons wear masks. I believe there’s intelligent life in the universe except…….in certain parts of New Jersey. Women don’t … Read More
Dear Everybody, Now to test your wisdom and sense of humor: #1 If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child? ~ Author Unknown #2 My wife has a slight impediment … Read More
Dear Everybody, Now to test your wisdom: #1 Be careful about reading health books….. You may die of a misprint. ~ Mark Twain #2 By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a … Read More
Dear Everybody, Now your homework: Complete these quotes. You are only as old as …the women you feel. – Author Unknown The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and…to have the … Read More
Dear Everybody, As usual my first words are the answers to last week’s sentences which you were to finish: I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked … Read More