Dear Everybody, Now let me see if I can get you thinking and smiling. What did the agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac say when he couldn’t sleep?…..There is no dog! Women who think they are equal to men……lack ambition. A psychotic believes … Read More
Dear Everybody, Think of the recent headlines we all have read. The gay college student who committed suicide when his so called friends and dormitory mates videotaped his sexual encounter and publicized it and how we blow up and kill … Read More
How would you introduce yourself to God? As a member of the Board of Directors of Heaven I have always found the admission line in Heaven to be an interesting process to observe. When people are asked how they want … Read More
Dear Everybody, Here are the quotes, in finished form, with the name of the person who said them. Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, ‘Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.’ ~ Lillian Carter (mother … Read More
Dear Everybody, Now here are the correct endings to the following: After looking at the bill for my surgery……….I realized why surgeons wear masks. I believe there’s intelligent life in the universe except…….in certain parts of New Jersey. Women don’t … Read More
Dear Everybody, Now to test your wisdom and sense of humor: #1 If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child? ~ Author Unknown #2 My wife has a slight impediment … Read More
Question for Bernie: Hi, I am the bone marrow transplant survivor you traded letters with back in 1996. So my 91- year-old Mom went into acute kidney failure about a month ago; this was not due to diabetes or high … Read More
Dear Everyone, To start the healing process, here are the answers to my questions. 1. When you get to Heaven, and are at the head of the admission line, how would you introduce yourself, and the person behind you to … Read More
Question for Bernie: I’m going through a toothache with swollen gums. A tooth extraction is scheduled for Wednesday. I’ve taken the assigned medicines, but the swelling is still painful. I understand that there may be a spiritual angle to it. … Read More
Dear All, The following comes from a man I love, William Saroyan. His words go straight to your heart and your mind. The following comes from a foreword he wrote to his play In the Time of Your Life. Like … Read More